things i know for sure

That I am part....

Disco Queen - a little Jade Jagger and Diane von Furstenberg.  sexy in that slightly hippie free spirit way

Librarian - this is the strict side of me, the disciplined side, the OCD side

Good Wife - all i have to do is play into my Southern self and be the kind of woman who says, no matter what, i can make it work.  you  need me to cook, clean and design your home? i can do that

Rebel - going against the norm is a little bit scary

Seductress - i think there's a mistress in all of us.

things i know for sure

1.  cell phone holsters make my skin crawl

2.  if i ASK how i look, please don't say fine

3.  hair starts growing in funny places after you turn fifty and there's not much you can do about it

4.  Shoes always fit and not hurt

5.  fifty percent of the noise you make during sex is for them.  that's how much you love him

6.  where i put perfume is where i want to be kissed

7.  i'm the best friend you will ever need if i love you