“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels. What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, You dammit.
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen.Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.
O Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back. “My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.”
And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes. Amen.” -Tina Fey
another great example of what to do with a jar and metal bracket and a piece of molding.
ok, why didn't they think of this when they built those stupid cabinets that have all the wasted space in the corner? seriously
and I am definitely going to do this when I find a frame I like. I think an ornate one. What do you think?
i thought this was a precious picture and could be my little darlin' Ava in a year.
ok, seriously, brownie batter over oreos nestled ontop of cookie dough.
i really would love a chalk board in my kitchen
coffee filter roses, can you believe it?
and this is my ideal crafting room
another photo idea for Kathleen (who is on her way to stardom with her photography abilities)
and another for Kathleen
and when i get a yard........
and when my bff Amy get's married, I am going to do this in whatever color she chooses for her wedding reception!!!!
and finally, i think Ava would be cuter than a bug in this little get-up.
not sure what i'm going to do with these, i'm thinking a hair clip or on a small headband.
i think these would be nice in a bathroom or a craft room
great christmas gift, filled with hot cocoa mix 
this would go great with the cocoa above.
i'm going to try this with a taller glass and use as a flower vase
a wooden cutlery box and some door knobs. how easy is this? !
when i get a bigger place, i am definitely doing this
